SNOWCRASH: The Video Game-Metaverse Motorcycle 1

Near the end of Snowcrash, Hiro Protagonist has to stop a deranged madman from nuking the Metaverse (read: the Internet) with a virus that will destroy the sanity of anyone and everyone currently logged in. To catch the perp who's transporting the virus, Hiro uses a virtual motorcycle of his own design (I didn't mention this earlier, but Hiro is a master hacker/programmer as well as a peerless swordsman, ninja, and SUV driver) to chase down his opponent at hundreds of thousands of miles per hour.

Now, Snowcrash doesn't specify what Hiro's bike looks like exactly, so I figured I might as well go with the craziest option available, and stick a few big ol' rocket boosters onto the bike's caboose. Because, again, why the hell not

Speaking of which, I also gave Hiro a Buster sword, because shut up it's the Metaverse/internet it doesn't have to make sense.

Hiro Protagonist, the Metaverse, and Snowcrash are copyright (c) of Neal Stephenson.

Cloud Strife's Buster Sword is presumably copyright (c) of Square Enix, if indeed a big honking sword can be copyrighted at all.

-SB969